Kevin: This has to be my most favorite Facebook group name of all time: “IF 10 MILLION JOIN MARC ZOMBERG WILL BRING BACK THE OLD FACEBOOK!”
John: lol
Kevin: Don’t laugh too much, your sister joined it.
John: haha
Kevin: Further down my news feed: “Christopher Welch joined the group The Founder of Facebook is MARK ZUCKERBERG, you dumb shits. ”
My siblings: 1. Your siblings: 0